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Dallas Auditions a Dud for 'American Idol'

Thousands turned out for the auditions in Dallas, but only 24 earned a trip to Hollywood.

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American Idol heads to its second audition city Wednesday night. Dallas might have found Idol its first star seven years ago, but the pickings were pretty slim this time around.

In total, 24 hopefuls got a golden ticket guaranteeing them a trip to Hollywood. But I truly have to wonder how many of these two dozen will actually make it past the next round. My guess –two tops.

You know the great state of Texas is running short on talent when Simon starts telling Randy that his has to give this girl a chance. But I'm not sure it was Kayla Hatfield, 24, rendition of Janis Joplin's "Piece of My Heart" that won over Simon or her bubbly personality. Simon went as far as to tell her that he wanted to be her for one hour a day.

Simon was also campaigning for Oklahoma State junior Kyle Ensley, who has political ambitions of his own that include the Governor's Mansion in his home state. Although I don't think Paula was sold on his version of "Somebody to Love" by Queen, a nudge from Simon swayed her.

But Simon wasn't all sunshine. He told Tulsa native Alaina Whitaker that she wasn't as good as she thought she was and called 21-year-old Brandon Green "forgettable." However, I'm not sure Ryan will easily forget Green, or at least his hobby of peeling his finger nails and saving them in a bag. Nonetheless both Whitaker and Green won over Randy and Paula for a trip to Hollywood.

Not even pictures of the kids he counsels could save 80s throwback Kyle Reinneck of Edwardsville, IL from Simon, who called him "menancing."

While talent did not abound in Dallas, neither did the eccentric.

Judges were limited to hassling 19-year-old Bruce Dickson of Bastrop, TX about his personal life. When a rejected Dickson, who proudly professed that he'd never had an intimate relationship with a woman and that he was saving himself for his first kiss on his wedding day, asked for advice, Simon told him to kiss some girls.

They also brought in newlywed Angela Reilly's husband, a model who helped her prepare for the audition. Simon tried without success to get Angela's hubby to criticize her performance. Hopefully their marriage is better than her singing.

We were also treated to two montages of auditions – one of cross dressing men and one of Kelly Clarkson fans' singing the hometown girl's hit "Since U Been Gone." In all honesty, I'm not sure which segment was scarier. But the guy going on about how breezy his dress was probably tipped the scales.

And finally we met Simon's biggest fan, Renaldo Lapuz. This Reno native was dressed in outfit worthy of James Brown. Whether they were giddy with exhaustion or moved by his reverence for Simon, the judges were embraced his performance of his original composition "We're Brothers Forever."

Renaldo might actually have been the highlight for the evening if they hadn't hyped his audition, which was the very last one of the night, throughout the entire show. The only thing that annoyed me more was the Moment of Truth ads across the bottom of the screen for two hours.

My picks for the evening are Kady Malloy of Houston and Drew Poppelreiter, 24.

Simon told Malloy that she was the best he'd seen so far and given the limited prospect I'd have to agree. Although this 18-year-old does vocal impressions that included Whitney Houston and Carrie Underwood, I agree with the judges that she sounded best when she sang "Unchained Melody" as herself.

A farmer from Saltillo, MS who sings on his tractor when he gets lonely, Poppelreiter has a good country sound that shone when he sang George Strait's "Check Yes or No." He'll have to work a bit on his stage presence, but I think he has potential. He's definitely got the sweet, polite country boy down, right to the fact that his trip to Hollywood will be his first time on a plane.

Overall, Dallas was not an exciting night, unless you were the contestant who went into labor while waiting for her audition. She named her child – what else – Idol.

At least we were spared the foul-mouth contestants we left in Philly. My husband was disappointed in his hope to find either a contestant with a cool rock sound or a gong to help with eliminations.

Thankfully the next audition isn't until next Tuesday when American Idol heads to San Diego.

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Reply#1 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:05 AM EST
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Dr. Know and Vacelts, thanks for doing these reviews. If it truly is painful for one or both of you to do it you don't have to. Just wanted to make it clear I have no authority or power over you - you could probably both take me in a fight. But if you want to continue next week that's your call.

I watched the show last nite while texting messages about the show with a friend, ie. "what the hell is that person doing?"

I'll read your new reports and leave comments later today.

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#1.1 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:23 PM EST
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An here's Dr. Know's recap of Dallas.

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#1.2 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:31 PM EST
{"commentId":1373289,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

Oh and swing by here when you get a chance and see if you recognize a person linked to, i.e. you. Congrats. I told you I'd find a way to make it up to you. Now YOU owe ME chocolate.

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#1.3 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:34 PM EST
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That made my day.

Now YOU owe ME chocolate.

Where do I send it?

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#1.4 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:47 PM EST
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Is that DARK chocolate?

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#1.5 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:50 PM EST
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Whatever kind (within my budget) Mr. Butki wants.

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#1.6 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:59 PM EST
{"commentId":1373443,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

email me and i'll send you my mailing address. Dark chocolate is best, british chocolate even better.

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#1.7 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:27 PM EST
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Whatever Mr. Butki Wants sounds like a song from an old musical.

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#1.8 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:53 PM EST
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Whatever Mr. Butki Wants sounds like a song from an old musical.

Funny!

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#1.9 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:07 PM EST
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Who was your favorite contestant from Dallas?

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Reply#2 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:06 AM EST
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Renaldo was great!

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#2.1 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:29 AM EST
{"commentId":1371694,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

He did have a flair about him. I actually thought for a second they were going to send him on to Hollywood just for the entertainment value.

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#2.2 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:33 AM EST
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entertainment value.

That IS the bottom line in all of this.

You rock!

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#2.3 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:43 AM EST
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Thanks Apple Annie.

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#2.4 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:07 AM EST
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I can't get that song out of my head.

and it was awful.

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#2.5 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:37 AM EST
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"We are brothers . . . forever."

You know we could alter it a little and come up with a Newsvine anthem . . .

"We are Newsviners . . . forever."

Who do you think we can get to wear that suit? And who's name should go on the hat?

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#2.6 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:43 AM EST
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Calvin's.

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#2.7 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:46 AM EST
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Calvin's.

Great idea. Are you volunteering to wear that outfit?

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#2.8 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:51 AM EST
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I'm afraid my robotic body is not designed for human clothes.

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#2.9 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:19 AM EST
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I couldn't decide if they were laughing at him or with him. I was laughing with him but a bit of me was like, "they are totally busting on this guy."

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#2.10 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:23 PM EST
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Actually I think they were laughing at Simon.

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#2.11 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:28 PM EST
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Simon was laughing too! He likes a good send up as well as anyone.

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#2.12 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:51 PM EST
{"commentId":1373379,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

True. He took the mocking (by Randy and Paula) and the song (by Renaldo) in stride.

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#2.13 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:01 PM EST
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I meant laughing at Renaldo. It's like people's fascination with William Hung - was he in on the joke or was he laughing his way to the bank or what? Same with this guy.

So when they audition do they only grab the really good and the really bad and tell those in the middle to go away? What's the point of auditions if not to weed out those who truly suck like Bon Jovi guy?

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#2.14 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:16 PM EST
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What's the point of auditions if not to weed out those who truly suck like Bon Jovi guy?

To poke fun at them?

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#2.15 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:32 PM EST
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Dang, messed up the link. Take 2. Vacelts, please delete 2.16

(warning: I'm going to get serious for a minute) It's interesting to first read Shaun's seed about how words hurt and then read these reviews of a show where a judge – usually Simon – not only says hurtful words but on such a widely viewed program that it will be hard to live down the embarrassment.

Besides. if the point is to embarrass or poke fun couldn't that have been done by just showing the audition tape, instead of giving them hope by having them make it onto the cut that appears on tv?

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#2.17 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:17 PM EST
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Man, do I suck tonite at posting links. Take 3! Shaun's link is here

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#2.18 - Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:21 PM EST
{"commentId":1375977,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

Now you made me feel bad for watching the show. ;-) Seriously, I think that's the part that kept me from tuning in to American Idol before now.

However, I find it more interesting that the possibility of becoming the laughingstock of America still hasn't detered the throngs from auditioning.

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#2.19 - Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:08 AM EST
{"commentId":1376015,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
Now you made me feel bad for watching the show. ;-)

Sorry.:)

It's my biggest pet peeve about the show. Later when they're just down to the final 20 or whatever I guess that's not an issue anymore (or as much) but this part... it's sort of hard for me to watch.

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#2.20 - Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:19 AM EST
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By now, everyone knows what happens on Idol. People are coming in greater hordes than before. If you watched the follow up of the bird flinging girl you will see her basking in the attention from the morning shows. Do not feel sorry for them. The ones that are sincere are treated well. All three of them went with the big black girl to meet the mother who was very ill and break the news gently to her.

I have a problem with the shows that punk people without their knowledge. Making fools of them then expecting the accept all the crap they heaped on them. I never like the Candid Camera stunts after they started working hard to embarrass people.

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#2.21 - Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:15 PM EST
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Good point Dr. Know.

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#2.22 - Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:56 AM EST
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Here is the .recap for San Diego

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Reply#3 - Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:36 PM EST
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#3.1 - Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:16 PM EST
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Here's the recap of Omaha.

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#3.2 - Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:30 PM EST
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Here's the recap of Miami.

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#3.3 - Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:15 PM EST
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