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Simon Shines at 'American Idol' San Diego Auditions

12,000 hopefuls turned out in San Diego, but only 31 got a golden ticket.

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Maybe it's because we started the show tonight on a high note with the first three contestants all getting golden tickets or maybe it was a result of the sunny weather, but Simon seemed to really enjoy the American Idol San Diego auditions.

Out of the six advancing contestants that we saw auditions for, Simon voted yes for all six and was complementary towards four of them. I almost fell out of the chair.

Simon started off the evening by giving 24-year-old Tetiana Ostapowich a chance when she dared "let me prove you wrong, Simon." Let's hope this California girl can live up to her challenge.

Then he told single dad Perrie Cataldo who came from Phoenix to perform Boys II Men's "I'll Make Love to You." that he had a "really, really good voice." Has Simon ever used two "reallys" in a positive review before?

Next, Simon called Australian native Michael Johns "a white soul singer" after Johns belted out "I've Been Loving You Too Long" by Otis Redding. For someone that doesn't generally like the "old fashion" songs, Simon really seemed taken by the 28-year-old that now resides in Las Angeles.

But I think the highlight of San Diego for Simon was the Musa sisters from Baldwin Park, CA. Since both sisters have self-proclaimed obsessions with Simon, it's hard to tell who was happier about this audition. Samantha's performance of Aretha Franklin's "Until You Come Back to Me" won the 20-year-old a "great audition" compliment from Simon. But her sister got to sit with Simon during the audition and help him judge.

In Day 2, even Randy's background vocals didn't deter Simon from agreeing with Paula's praise and telling 16-year old David Achuleta that he made a great choice of song. The Murray, VT native sang "Waiting for the World to Change" by John Mayer.

And although he told the Irish Carly Smithson, 23, that her performance of "I'm Every Woman" wasn't as good as her audition two years ago, he still voted yes to give her a second chance. Smithson advanced to Hollywood in Season 5, but was disqualified when her Visa didn't come through in time.

But there were some that the sunnier, kinder Simon still couldn't tolerate. Simon told Valerie Reyes, a self-proclaimed Mariah Carey vocal twin, that she only sounded like Carey if it was the sound of one of her CDs playing after it had been left out in the sun. And I can't say that Simon got it wrong. But the woman seemed generally shocked by his response. I have to wonder what it is she hears in her head when she sings.

Simon then told Alberto Hurtado, 28, that his self-composed biographical song "Live" was depressing. This Chula Vista, CA man who described singing as "the ultimate revealing of his soul" and came with a giant fan didn't need a ticket to Hollywood, he needed a spiritual retreat.

Then there were the people that just don't know when to give up. Like San Diego natives Monique Gibson and Christopher Baker. They auditioned separately, but had the same strategy – keeping singing until they hit the right not or were thrown out. I think between them, they sang a half a dozen songs.

But they had nothing on Blake Boshnack. This 22-year-old came all the way from Long Beach NY for his 11th audition. He's been auditioning since Season 3 because his mom, Leslie, is obsessed with him becoming the next American Idol. Seriously, Leslie stop living vicariously through your son and let him get a life.

And I don't even know where to start with Joseph Meji who came dressed in a sombrero and poncho and brought his own mime, Juanita.

In all 31 of the 12,000 San Diego hopefuls are now headed to Hollywood, bring the total of golden tickets after three cities to 84.

My picks for the evening were Samantha Musa and David Achuleta.

Maybe it was the California sun, or the new one-hour format, but I actually enjoyed tonight's show. Tomorrow American Idol heads to South Carolina.

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Which San Diego contender do you think could go all the way? And which one made you laugh the hardest?

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Reply#1 - Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:32 PM EST
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Here are the recaps from last week:

Philadelphia

Dallas

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Reply#2 - Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:41 PM EST
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#2.1 - Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:14 PM EST
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Here's the recap of Omaha.

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#2.2 - Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:31 PM EST
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Here's the recap of Miami.

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#2.3 - Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:15 PM EST
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Interesting take! Visit mine and see what you think.

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Reply#3 - Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:05 AM EST
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Well we had completely different opinions. You like the freak show, while I prefer the feel good version of AI.

Here's a link to Dr. Know's recap.

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#3.1 - Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:07 AM EST
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Good job.

my thoughts on last nite's show:

Do they audition once before they go inside? I find it hard to believe they listened to every single performer in that line of a few thousand.

I liked seeing the Mariah Carey wanna-bes comments before she went on. Not because of her embarrassingly awful auditon but because she said she likes to watch and laugh at the rejects which somehow made it more fitting when she became one herself. That made me feel about the concerns I raised in Vacelt's last review prior to this about hurtful words.

The Simon fan may have been on a to clever scheme – if you kiss up enough you…make it?

(from the commerials) Will someone review this lie detector tv show, called the Moment of Truth? I don't think I can watch it without throwing something at the tv. The questions, the manipulation, argh.
I might watch it too and turn my reaction into a rant. But my rant would be more about the concept than a review of the actual program. Will someone play straight man to me doing whatever I do?

(from commercials for House) Unless someone objects I'll recap House when it comes back next week for three new episodes.

I'm just home for 30 minutes before heading to a different work assignment. So I'll be offline for the next 24 hours. If you need me really bad you can text me. I'll email my cell phone # to Vacelts because I trust she won't give it out to spammers.

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Reply#4 - Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:04 AM EST
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Do they audition once before they go inside?

I wondered the same thing. They said there were 12,000 hopefuls. There's no way that Paula, Randy and Simon sat through 12,000 auditions in 2 days. They must have some kind of prescreeners that narrow the field. What the criteria are is anyone's guess.

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#4.1 - Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:09 AM EST
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A bit of math - 12000 people at 5 minutes each would require 60,000 minutes or 1000 hours. Even at a blistering 1 minute each it would be 200 hours. The contestants are screened for total entertainment value. A very good singer still may not be entertaining. There are acts that sell better in person than they do on a recording because of this. They have teams that prescreen and rescreen the contestants. There is simply no other way to get that many processed.

Having watched over the years, I have seen Simon's criteria emerge. He made millions in the 'entertainment' phase by finding talent that is entertaining. His remarks are always aimed towards that. In the past, his pointed remarks to the talentless were emphasized. He has always made constructive remarks to those that would listen. The editing has just featured the pointed remarks that elicted (or followed) the reactions of the truly deluded in the past.

The one people should be protesting is Paula. She continues to encourage people to waste time seeking a singing career - "In America, you can be anything you want to be." NOT! I want to be an NBA center. I am an old short (6'2") slightly fat white guy. Why hasn't any team made me a center? She (and those like her) is the reason that guy has auditioned 11 times. Which is worse? Telling them to look into another field or to get on with their life OR encouraging them to live in an absolute fantasy? Which is more cruel in the end?

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#4.2 - Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:58 AM EST
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Man I wouldn't want to be a prescreener. That would be agony!

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#4.3 - Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:17 AM EST
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See, my theory is that one person is a pre-screener and picks those who are really good and those who are really bad and passes them on. And that's my objection - if you know they are awful then spare them the embarrassemnt and agony.

So in a way I think that kind of manipulation exists

Incidentally I just complimented the two of you - Vacelts and Dr. Know - over here.

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#4.4 - Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:38 PM EST
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Well the prescreeners definitely takes the "reality" out of the reality show, but I guess its a necessity. It's clear they are cashing in on those they can make fun of.

Thanks for the plug.

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#4.5 - Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:52 PM EST
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Just wanted to let you in on a couple things about this "American Idol" contestant. Perrie has a darker past than he would like anyone to know of. Perrie has had encounters with underage females countless amounts of times up until a year ago (was the last story I heard). Perrie's baby mama did not just pass away, she was shot because a "customer" did not want to pay her money for sexual acts, if you pull up the full story about this you will see what I'm talking about. I'm not sure what her last name was (not Cataldo) but her first name was Veronica. The reason why Perrie has "his son" is because Veronica's family didn't want to keep him so they gave him to Perrie. Perrie has nothing good to offer that little boy, and Perrie can act like she was at the "wrong place, wrong time" but he knew exactly what she was doing because was the one who used to drive her to her "meetings" with other males. I know him and his family, and let me tell you that although he can sing, there is NOTHING "American Idol" about Perrie. He should be in prison at this time for the things he's done that hes not yet been caught for. It is only a matter of time before all the things he's done surface, and no doubt he can sing, bet he should really stop giving that sob story to people when he knew exactly what Veronica was doing and why she was killed.

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Reply#5 - Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:21 AM EST
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Well if he's really as bad as you say, I'm sure that it'll all surface and he won't be on AI for long.

But he alluded to a less than stellar past in his interview.

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#5.1 - Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:45 PM EST
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