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Nine Ways American Idol Can Improve the Audition Phase

How did they ever sit through all those auditions?

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Wednesday night American Idol closed the 7th season auditions with one more look at the good, the bad and the ugly. At first, I was dreading yet one more night of auditions, but in truth I actually liked this episode better than the city by city auditions.

This year was my first experience with the audition phase of American Idol and after eight nights of watching auditions I was ready to throw in the towel on auditions in the future. But after this last show, I started thinking about what kind of changes would entice me to tune back in next season.

So without further ado, here's my Top 9 Ways to Improve American Idol auditions.

1. Shorten the Phase

For the last four weeks, we've been tuning into American Idol two nights a week. Counting this last installment, I've seen 10 hours of auditions for seven cities and I'm sure Fox loves the ratings boost it's given them. But I think it was dragged out way too long. Auditions should be one week at the most. I could go for two nights of two-hours combining all seven cities.

2. Show More Auditions

I really liked the pace for this last hour of auditions, especially the first half. We saw as many auditions (not counting those in the montages) in the first half hour as we saw on Tuesday night. I think it's possible with the right editing to show close to 20 auditions in an hour.

3. Keep the Montages about the Contestants

The last two nights the montages have been about the judges – first Paula trying to make a decision and then Simon butchering names. At least in the audition phase, the montages need to feature the competitors.

4. Prevent Certain Artists

Since the contestants haven't learned that there are certain artists whose songs they should not use for auditions, I think American Idol should ban certain artists' songs from the audition phase all together. Seriously, how many people have ever made it through singing Janis Joplin? At minimum, I suggest banning Joplin, Celine Dion, Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey. I couldn't think of any male artists off the top of my head. Any suggestions?

5. Keep Back Stories Brief

Why oh why do they spend valuable time on back stories for people who don't make it past the first round? At the very least, let's keep the stories brief. I'd rather learn an interesting tidbit about five contestants than a five-minute back story about one contestant. Sure I was grossed out by the guy who collected finger nails, but it made me wonder about how he was going to sound?

6. Stop Giving So Much Air Time to Ill-Mannered

Go ahead and show the bad auditions, but do we really need to watch five minutes of them cussing at Simon afterwards? We shouldn't encourage rude, nasty behavior by giving them so much airtime

7. Stop Showing All the Dancing

It's one thing to show someone dancing as part of their audition or back story, but why are we watching someone dance badly for five minutes in front of the blue background just to watch them dance? American Idol is a show about singing, not dancing, right?

8. Limit the Stupid Icons

If I see one more giant logo for Moment of Truth taking up my screen so that I can't see all of the audition I'm going to scream! We all know that Moment of Truth is on next, we've already seen four commercials for it. Give us the room to watch the auditions.

9. Stop the Spoilers in the Teasers

I understand why Ryan does the teasers before each commercial break to promo the rest of the show. But seriously why do we need to come back if you keep giving away the best part of the audition or the outcomes in the teaser? Let these promos tease us instead of spoiling it for us.

So tell me what would it take for you to keep tuning into the audition phase of American Idol?

The Recap

Next week we head to Hollywood, where the 164 with golden tickets are whittled down to the Top 24. Here's a recap of the 164 (I only count 163. Sorry I don't know who I'm missing):

20 from Atlanta

17 from Miami

19 from Omaha

23 from Charleston

31 from San Diego

24 from Dallas

29 from Philadelphia

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{"commentId":1444152,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

Hope you don't mind but a forego the usual recap for last night's episode. I honestly didn't understand the purpose of last night's episode other than to fill another hour of scheduled time.

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Reply#1 - Thu Feb 7, 2008 8:59 AM EST
{"commentId":1444153,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

Dr. Know did a full recap of the Wednesday installment of AI.

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Reply#2 - Thu Feb 7, 2008 9:00 AM EST
{"commentId":1444661,"authorDomain":"brinsmaid"}

The auditions are the best part of each season! Seriously, they are.

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Reply#3 - Thu Feb 7, 2008 11:21 AM EST
{"commentId":1444946,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

That's what I kept hearing and why I tuned into them this year. Personally, I prefer the show after the Top 24 are announced.

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#3.1 - Thu Feb 7, 2008 12:28 PM EST
{"commentId":1446462,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}
The auditions are the best part of each season! Seriously, they are.

That's bad news. You mean it gets worse?

Oh and you just made MSNBC again. One reason I think you keep pulling it off is coming up with creative angles like this one.

One thing I've love someone to do - and maybe Dr. Know can do this as I think he's writing something about MSNBC - is to see if those articles mentioned on MSNBC tend to draw more people and more comments and, since I assume they would, how much more.

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#3.2 - Thu Feb 7, 2008 6:36 PM EST
{"commentId":1446607,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}
if those articles mentioned on MSNBC tend to draw more people and more comments

I'm not sure on comments and votes, but according to the numbers at Google Analytics MSNBC does definitely increase traffic. My stories that have appeared on MSNBC are the posts with the biggest numbers.

But on my Supernatural article, I did notice new names in the comment section that I'd not seen before.

you keep pulling it off is coming up with creative angles like this one.

Thanks.

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#3.3 - Thu Feb 7, 2008 7:16 PM EST
{"commentId":1447464,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

You're welcome. I'm even more impressed by this after it takes me at least a day to do the House recaps. You and Dr. Know get your recaps up pretty fast. Are either of you watching it more than once or just proving your reaction based on a single viewing? Or is repeated viewing cruel and unusual punishment?

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#3.4 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 1:09 AM EST
{"commentId":1447876,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}
Or is repeated viewing cruel and unusual punishment?

Yes. At least for AI.

For AI, I take notes (names, ages, cities, odd fact, comments) about each audition. Lots of pausing and restarting. I also tape it and have fast-forwarded to a part I want to make sure of a fact or quote.

For other shows, I find if I took major notes I wrote more of a recap instead of a review with my own reactions. Now I might jot down a couple of reactions, but that's it. But that's why I write it right away so I won't forget. And I often tape a show to go back for reference.

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#3.5 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:46 AM EST
{"commentId":1451824,"authorDomain":"DrKnow"}

I write the article as I am watching. Through the years at conferences I have learned a shorthand that I can later expand. Many times I do this during the commercials and useless teases.

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#3.6 - Sat Feb 9, 2008 11:24 AM EST
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{"commentId":1446084,"authorDomain":"shalla"}
For the last four weeks, we've been tuning into American Idol two nights a week.

Not me, I don't actually watch the auditions. I'm interested in the show for the talent part, not the crazy, cussing people bits. I'll start watching next week when we finally get to Hollywood. That being said, I have watched the auditions in the past and completely agree with your ideas :)

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Reply#4 - Thu Feb 7, 2008 4:49 PM EST
{"commentId":1446621,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

Thanks Shalla. I tuned in this year to see what everyone kept talking about, but I think I'll pass in the future.

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#4.1 - Thu Feb 7, 2008 7:19 PM EST
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{"commentId":1447476,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

only had a few reactions to Wednesday's show

The boy twins sucked so bad. What's worse than the two twin boys? The girl. I tried to figure out the logistics of that relationship but it made my head hurt.

The guy I work with turned to me between acts and announced, "I would not want to be one of them judges." Why? I asked. He'd have to listen to all of those terrible singers. I agreed with him.

Alicia was awful

I wonder if Paula sends the Am Idol producer her therapy bills

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Reply#5 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 1:15 AM EST
{"commentId":1447899,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}
I tried to figure out the logistics

Yeah, I'm not sure I'd have gone on TV and talked about how I dated one twin and then the other. But the twins weren't any better talking about how they didn't think the girl could sing, but they told her that she could so she'd audition with them.

He'd have to listen to all of those terrible singers

Now we now why Simon always looks like he's in a bad mood. :-)

Yes, Alesha was terrible, but I think she improved when she sang the Dolly Parton. Not great, but an improvement.

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#5.1 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 7:56 AM EST
{"commentId":1449040,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

I can't decide if Simon's always unhappy and unpleasant or if it's just an act.

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#5.2 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 1:54 PM EST
{"commentId":1449045,"authorDomain":"sbutki"}

When that girl sees the show and sees what the boys say they can both kiss her - well, no, I dont think they'll even get her to kiss her goodbye. She'll just drop them like a bad habit.

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#5.3 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 1:56 PM EST
{"commentId":1449178,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

If she hadn't dropped them already for the next great thing.

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#5.4 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 2:30 PM EST
{"commentId":1451828,"authorDomain":"DrKnow"}

Perhaps she did not tell the whole story. She might be dating them both at the same time.

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#5.5 - Sat Feb 9, 2008 11:25 AM EST
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{"commentId":1448164,"authorDomain":"evilgenius"}

I think I'm done with this season...

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Reply#6 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 9:44 AM EST
{"commentId":1448249,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

Because the auditions were that bad or because you only usually watch the auditions?

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#6.1 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:07 AM EST
{"commentId":1449418,"authorDomain":"evilgenius"}

I didn't see anything in the auditions that made me want to keep watching. Plus I'm not a big fan of the show anyway. My g/f likes to watch the trainwrecks in the auditions which is the only reason I did. I'm more of a fan of shows like Rock Star, more my kind of music. Also I can't to sit through any more episodes of Barry Manalow week.

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#6.2 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 3:32 PM EST
{"commentId":1449493,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

I can understand. I'm always holding out for the one or two rockers that make it into the Top 24. They never seem to make it though. :-(

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#6.3 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 3:48 PM EST
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{"commentId":1448275,"authorDomain":"jfrank"}

They support musicians not singers. We don't need another Britney Spears, we need more Alicia Keys.

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Reply#7 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:17 AM EST
{"commentId":1448380,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

Good point.

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#7.1 - Fri Feb 8, 2008 10:43 AM EST
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{"commentId":1455458,"authorDomain":"fahrenheit"}

I agree with #2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 9.

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Reply#8 - Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:01 PM EST
{"commentId":1457378,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

Do you have any suggestions of your own?

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#8.1 - Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:39 AM EST
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{"commentId":1466680,"authorDomain":"tamaruby61"}

I liked the change in Hollywood week. I got tired of all the back biting and I don't like the swearing at the judges. I watch for the talent. I usually don't start watching until they pick the 24 then the entertainment begins. Generally, I don't like reality shows. I don't want to watch people being stupid and embarrassing themselves.

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Reply#9 - Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:52 PM EST
{"commentId":1466701,"authorDomain":"vacelts"}

This is the first year where I've tuned in before the Top 24 were announced. Personally, I think I'm content to watch starting during Hollywood week (I liked this format too) and the following week.

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#9.1 - Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:57 PM EST
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